Another week, another lifetime of things happening on the internets…
March is done, and like it still feels like the week after Christmas #amirite? Moving on, Though we thought we were all on the naughty list with Instagram the last few weeks, it’s decided to put us back on the good list. (For now). I give you, the 60-second video. Now you can timelapse #ALLDAY and give us the true behind-the-scenes on that kewl new yoga pose you’ve “mastered” or how long it really took you to style the perfect #eyebrowsonfleek look. #slay
Before we let Insta off the hook though, have you noticed any strange (let’s be honest, supes annoying) photos asking you to “turn me on” lately? If not, here’s a few examples. Guys, stahp. You’re not fooling anyone with that desperation…And if you really wanted to logout and give someone a piece of your mind, well you can’t (or can you).
Speaking of an April-Christmas miracle, have you updated your snaps lately? Snapchat 2.0 is live people, THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Not sure where to start? Here. #yourewelcome And since we're on the subject of gifting…Could Queen Bey be granting everyone’s one true wish an album drop on Monday?! Yaassss please!
Twitter wants a piece of the April-Christmas action so they’re bringing First View to the table. Wtf is that you ask? Yeah it takes a minute. If you’d rather just tweet emojis, well you might get the best Twitter gift of all: a custom Twitter emoji. #goals
In true holiday fashion, don’t be afraid to get your drank on (well, except the pregnant ladiez…) because Twitter + science = love. Or something like that. The world of scientifical things is totes checking out your tweets girl, so tweet on with that happy hour buzz. Just don’t expect this college dorm dream to happen whilst you enjoy that rosé in white this weekend. Doritos and a white crop top do not mix.
How much is that hashtag worth to you? Apparently trademarking hashtags is a big deal, like the applications have increase HELLA since they became a thang. Don’t let anybody steal yours! #WhoKnew (I’m totes trademarking #questionmark btw).
Now let’s play a game…Yay, Nay, or Fail.
Before I bid you navidad, find out just what kind of queen you are. Straight from Bey’s mouth. #hotsauceinmybag#swag